"Good thinking Donald!" You say as you struggle in vain to release yourself from the soap powder costume "maybe our luck is in today!"

Unfortunately it doesn't last. As you turn the next corner you are accosted by a group of executives wearing placards bearing the slogan "Down with VUD!"

"We represent Ordinary Products Incorporated" says the leader of the mob, pinning you to the wall with a furled umbrella "and we're sick and tired of our products being compared unfavorably against the leading brand in television commercials!"

"It's thanks to people like you," says another man, whose identity badge identifies him as the Head of Marketing "That sales of Ordinary (TM) Washing Powder and Ordinary (TM) Shampoo have fallen by as much as seventy-five percent in the last five years!"

"It's unfair competition!" yells the head of overseas sales shaking her fist "We have children to feed as well, you know!"

"I don't have any children," says a junior sales administrator angrily, "but I do have two goldfish and a budgerigar with expensive tastes!"

You try to explain that you are only using the costume as a disguise to help you escape from the high-security wing of the Crazy Place, but the soft-soap doesn't wash with the Chairman of the Board, and he challenges you to a duel. In the spirit of the occasion he too has donned a soap-powder box costume, except that his is plain white and has "ORDINARY POWDER" stencilled on the front in large black letters.

"Let's find out once and for all which is the best powder!" he says, with an evil grin. "choose your weapon!" The head of marketing steps forward and proffers two seemingly identical umbrellas for you to chose from. Will you take the one in his left hand, or the one in his right hand?