'Correct!' says Uncle. 'You have indeed proved yourselves worthy of the titles Poker-Faced Arhat and Buddha Open 24 Hours.'

'In Fact,' says Aunty, turning to face you, 'I think we can now confer the title of Buddha to you, too. From now on, you shall be known as the Buddha Resplendent in Tweed.'

'And now, if you'll just give us the Golden Book of So-and-So we'll let you get on your way...'

Will you give them the book, or refuse to hand it over unless they promise to transport you out of the Crazy Place?