'Thankyou,' says Uncle, 'As well as teaching us the ancient wisdom of a lost civilisation and enabling us to become the most powerful beings in the Universe, this book will look rather smashing on our smoked glass coffee table.'

'Yes,' agrees Aunty, 'It will certainly be a talking point.'

'And now,' says Uncle, 'We will use our magic powers to send you both on your way.' As a reward for your co-operation they give you a map of the Crazy Place and let you finish off the custard creams. Then, with a magic pass, they spirit you away to another part of the Crazy Place.

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