"Atlas" replies the pigeon. "I'm not normally this ridiculous" it says.
"In fact I've been here for a long long time. I just wish I knew the way
out."
"I'm in the same boat" you say.
"Moo" says the pigeon.
"What?" you say.
"Moo" says the pigeon.
"What do you mean Moo?" you ask.
"Moo" says the pigeon.
Great. Just great. There you were, thinking you had a soul mate, and all of
a sudden it thinks it's blooming Ermintrude. Do you see if the pigeon tastes like beef, train it to say "Coo" or bang your head against the wall?