Suddenly a shiny metal egg carton appears from Donald's ear. It explodes into tiny pieces and the pigeon flies onto it. Not only can it speak, it can also say "coo" without the slightest difficulty. It shouts the word rather loudly into your right nostril. The loudness is too much for you, and you collapse into a pile of sawdust. You are put into a marmalade sandwich and are eaten by a trampoline. FIN.