'Welcome to the Bargain Basement, where anything goes and everthing MUST go' says the man in the pink suit. 'I am Mr. Tibbles. I must apologise for the jellied eel pit and the ten tonne weight. Just a couple of precautions I have to take against shoplifters. As a jesture of conciliation I would like to offer you one item from our shelves absolutely free.'
This is a lucky thing, since you don't have any money. Which item will you choose?