The stars are dead but you've upset the fans. Fight each in turn:

 NAME  STRENGTH  SKILL
 Joe  1  4
 Susy  4  2
 Peter  6  2
 Michael  2  3
 George  1  4
 Alex  8  3
 Mary  9  2
 Mavis  7  1
 Adam  7  1
 John  5  2
 Andy  1  4
 Graham  2  8
 Samantha  6  6
 Larry  4  7
 Bill  1  1
 Mick  0  2

In the unlikely event that you win all the battles, click here.

If you lose, well, that's just tough. It serves you right for making such bad choices. Remember kids, violence is BAD. Attacking pop stars with folding chairs is not only dangerous but very silly and possibly immoral.

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