You open the book at the first page and read a few words. It seems to be
the instructions for boiling an egg. Flicking forward, you find that there
are several thousand pages of telephone numbers. After this, a blow-by-blow
account of the lives of every person who ever lived, a chapter entitled
'How to construct everything ever invented' and another entitled 'The locations
of everything that was ever lost, including this book. (It's here.)' With
a gasp of amazement you realise that you have found it - the fabled Golden
Book of So-and -So, reciprocle of all known knowledge! The book is extremely
heavy, but carrying it between you, you begin the long walk back to the
cave entrance. Click here.