You brace yourself in readiness for lifting the heavy chair across the room and stagger to your feet. At least you try to stagger to your feet, but unfortunately the chair, like all chairs in fast food restaurants, is bolted to the floor. You sit back and sigh hopelessly at your predicament while the waiter, who is dressed like a large orange haired clown, approaches you with the menu. 'Can I help you?' He ventures, a pen poised above his oversized notepad. Will you very politely point out that you are tied to a chair and require assistance in becoming untied, or order a triple hulaburger and large fries?