Amazingly, it seems that even being drunk can be boring after 100 or so
years, so you decide to sober up. (Mercifully, this being heaven, there
are no such things as hangovers.) Just when you are thinking that the afterlife
can't get any more tedious, you are joined at your table by a lady called
Imogene and her electric poodle. She proceeds to tell you, (over the course
of several millenia) about how she was 'killed alive' by poisoned noodles.
You begin to cry, huge tears of boredom plopping like raindrops into your
cheap champagne. Will you apply for reincarnation,
or ask for a transfer to 'the other place?'