You have been transformed into some sort of seamonster; half fish, half human, like a mermaid except that you have the head and body of a mudskipper and human legs. The ensemble comes complete with a necklace of human skulls and, for some reason, white patent-leather cuban-heeled shoes. 'Oh well,' you say, 'I suppose I'll get used to it. Not sure about the shoes though.' Will explore your underwater domain, or swim up to the surface in search of Donald?