As you make your way into the mountainside, the tunnel becomes darker and dingier. You tread softly, trying to make as little noise as you can for fear of waking some subterranian monster. This is not difficult, as the deep pile carpet on the floor makes your footsteps inaudible. The only sound is the drip, drip of slime as it oozes between the gaps in the polystyrene tiling above your head, and splats onto Donald's nose. Suddenly the tunnel widens out, and you find yourself at the entrance to a large stone chamber. There is something damp and squishy under your feet. It appears to be mouldy semolina.

'What a disgusting place!' you say, wading deeper into the semolina. On the other side of the chamber is the entrance to another passage, and you are just wondering whether it will be possible to wade across when there is a sudden movement in the semolina.

A huge and terrifying monster rears its ugly head above the putrid dessert food. It has the head of a vulture, the eyes of a crab, the body of a flounder and the legs of a spider! And that's just its lunch; you should see what the monster looks like! Click here.