When the lights come on again you are face to face with a vision of holiness - the image of the Purple-Arsed Yogi - intangible and unreal as in a dream. Sitting on the peak of a cloud, surrounded by a wreath of silver mist, the Yogi strikes an imposing figure silhouetted against the disc of the sun.
'If you wish to walk the path of perfection,' says the Yogi in a superior tone of voice, 'you must learn to act piously.' After sitting down and pressing your nose this way and that, you achieve divine consciousness. Click here.