The voice on the line is high-pitched with an accent that is hard to place. 'Hello, this is Jeremy,' it says 'Jeremy the master jokesman! Today's joke is: What is head, and looks like a bankie? What is head, and looks like a bankie?' Jeremy pauses momentarily before revealing the punchline. 'And the answer is: Treemash!' The line goes dead. If this is the funniest joke you have ever heard, click here. Otherwise you replace the handset and continue along the garden path. Click here.