Somewhat reluctantly you pass the book over to Aunty and Uncle.

'Thankyou,' says Uncle, snatching it from you, 'As well as teaching us the ancient wisdom of a lost civilisation and enabling us to become the most powerful beings in the Universe, this book will look rather smashing on our smoked glass coffee table.'

'And now,' says Aunty, 'as promised we will teleport you far away from the Crazy Place.' They give themselves a shake, pass magic wind, knees bend, arms out and piff paff poof... You disappear.