'It's nice to see you, Plugalug,' you say.

'It's nice to be seen,' he replies.

'How goes it?'

'Around and around,' says Plugalug, reeling like a whirling dervish, spinning in swoops and rolls. The steel arms of the churning contraption throw hearts and minds for a loop. 'For life is time and time is life and forever is a lifetime.'

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