Bored of the pocket you are presently in, you decide to investigate the other one. You crawl over to it and climb inside, however there seems to be no bottom to it. You fall faster and faster until suddenly 'THUD.' You now appear to be sitting on a cow. It turns its head and says 'Hello, I'm the Cow of Honour. How can I help?'

'I'm not sure,' you reply, rubbing your bottom which is still smarting from the 'THUD.' 'You're the last thing I expected to find in the fat gnome's pocket.'

'You'd be surprised what else there is in here,' replies the cow. 'The entire rest of the Crazy Place, for one thing, and that includes the laundry, the fat gnome's jacket and this pocket.' Your head begins to spin as the cow starts reciting William Blake's 'Augeries of Innocence.'

'Okay, okay I see what you mean,' you say hurridly. 'But all I really want to know is how do I get out of this place?'

'You must milk the Cow of Honour before I give any advice.' replies the magnificent bovine. Realising you have never milked a cow, you jump off and attempt it anyway.

'Why am I doing this?' you ask suddenly aware of how absurd you must look crouched underneath the cow.

'Because I enjoy it,' replies the cow. Fair enough, you think. After you have finished, she pokes her tongue out, upon which are two ants. 'Tanke thense nants,' she says, unable to speak properly with her tongue out 'nand thney nwill shnow ynou the ouway.' Click here.