'Oh well,' you say to yourself resignedly, 'I guess I'm doomed to stay tied to this chair forever.' After a while you begin to nod off. You are not sure whether you have woken up or not when a tiny fluttering light spins out of the darkness. There is a sharp 'ping' and the tiny point of light becomes a shining figure with a wand. It looks exactly like The Boss except that it is wearing a dinner jacket and a tutu. 'I am your fairy godperson,' it says, 'I can make your dreams come true, even if you don't really want them to.' Obviously this tiresome personage is not going to go away until you've wished for something. Which of these tantalising prizes will it be?