'No.' you say, 'This is how we'll play it. You transport us all out of the Crazy Place, then I'll give you your silly book and you can come back here and do what you like with it.' There is more agitated chatter between the two of them in a language you do not understand. Then, suddenly, they rush at you together like spoilt children and wrestle the book from your grip. Donald is not much help to you as he has his head stuck in a large blue and orange vase.

'Now you've really upset us.' Says Uncle. 'We're going to send you to the silliest place in the Crazy Place.'

Will you: Go down on your knees and beg forgiveness,
Or: Grab a lava lamp from a nearby shelf and threaten to pour the contents onto their afghan rug unless they give you the book back?