You untie the string, which is tied in a simple bow, and climb to your feet until you reach a standing position. Unfortunately as you do, your right leg loses control and attempts to dance, causing you to fall over.
'Must be these new disco trousers,' you say to yourself, wondering how you came to be wearing rhinestone covered white satin flares. 'No wonder someone tied my right leg to my left hand.'
You attempt to get up again, with exactly the same results, except that this time you are knocked asleep. When you regain consciousness you are mercifully wearing different trousers, but unhappily you have also lost your memory. 'Lawks a mercy,' you exclaim, 'I can't even remember what time it is...'