The hair is showing no signs of receding, and has even begun to infringe upon the bald mountaintop. You and your companion are forced to climb higher and higher to escape it. Just as the air is becoming intolerably thin (and the hair intolerably thick) you come across a tiny door in the side of the mountain. You try the door, and it opens to reveal a spiral staircase descending into the gloom. What course of action will you suggest to the fat gnome?

a) That you proceed down the stairs shutting the door firmly behind you (click here) or
b) That you sit there on the mountaintop and wait until the hair completely engulfs you (click here.)