You are whisked back to the Yogi's cloud kingdom where you find the Yogi still sitting on the peak of a cloud, surrounded by silver mist &c. &c. You bow and present him with the Golden Book of So-and-So, fabled receptacle of all known knowledge.

'Great Yogi,' you say, 'we have journeyed really far and suffered many seriously weird adventures to bring you this, the Golden Book of So-and-So, fabled receptacle of all known knowledge...'

'Thanks,' says the Yogi abruptly as he snatches the book out of your hands. 'This will look really good on my smoked glass coffee table.'

'My pleasure,' you reply 'and now, oh Yogi, we ask that you fulfil your promise to help us escape from the Crazy Place.'

To your dismay the Yogi begins to roar with laughter. Then, with a certain flourish, he pulls off his mask to reveal the grinning face of The Boss, legendary ruler of the Crazy Place!

'Well I'll be dingswizzled,' you cry, 'you're not the Yogi! What have you done with him? We had a deal!'

'Even if I knew how,' replies The Boss, 'I wouldn't release you from the Crazy Place! Of course, if you really wanted to know how to escape, you should have looked in the book! But it's too late now!'

You are suddenly overcome by rage, partly at The Boss, and partly at yourself for not thinking of this earlier. After a brief struggle, you manage to regain possession of the book for just long enough to read the following words:

'IF IT IS ESCAPE YOU SEEK, THE FIRST THING YOU MUST DO IS TO MILK THE COW OF HONOUR...'

But that is as far as you get before a jet of gas from a concealed nozzle in the Boss's hat renders you unconscious. Click here.