One day, about
four months after you first sat in the chair an incredibly ugly hunchback arrives
who just happens to be a used armchair dealer. He takes a liking to the chair
and begins to tow it away - with you still in situ - to his little armchair
dealership on the other side of the Crazy Place. The chair is placed up for
sale and you along with it. Your only hope is to make the highest bid. How high
are you prepared to go?