'And now,' continues the magician relentlessly - 'for my piece de resistance! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I will now reveal the whereabouts of the elusive Donald. You will observe that there is nothing up my sleeves…' The magician then takes hold of your ears, and pulls, and with one deft movement reveals your face to be nothing more than a rubber mask concealing the pallid features of Donald! The audience go barking mad with excitement. Click here!