"Oh so it's forgiveness that you want, eh? eh?" says weirdo #1

"Pointing a piece of fruit at someone is a very serious matter, very serious indeed!" says weirdo #2

"Oh, so it's fruit that you want, is it? Is it?" says weirdo #1

Weirdo #3 falls off his donkey into the sea.

Weirdo #2 takes out a magic wand and begins to wave it frantically as though it were stuck to his hand and he were trying to get rid of it. Suddenly it starts raining fruit. The floor is laden with apples and hard to walk on, will you follow a path of bananas into the distance? Or if you would rather, you can sail downstream in a hollowed out satsuma.