You start to yank the planks from the bottom of the boat causing it to fill with water very rapidly. You time yourselves sinking and beat the world record, reaching the bottom of the sea in just 2.45 seconds. A familiar looking mermaid in a bowler hat appears with your award. After several hours swimming you arrive at a small desert island and crawling onto the beach you start looking around for a cabinet to store your trophy. There are none to be seen, but you do come across a chest of drawers. Do you:

a) Climb into it,
b) Launch it and sail away, or
c) Do 20 circuits of the island singing 'Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag'?