Just as you are about to do that there is a "ZAP!" and you realise that you have turned into a cucumber. Not just any cucumber, but an exploding cucumber!

KABOOMBANGBLAMBONGBOAMBLANGBLONGBLASTBOOM-ety-BOOM!!!!!

And that's an understatement! You have been severely blown into 100 million tiny leetle peices. which are scattered all over the Crazy Place.

You are very, very, very splatted.