You open the door and step into a wood panelled library. Strangely it contains only three real books, the rest being the fake ones normally found on bookshelves in furniture stores. Which one will you read?

1. "The Wonderful World of Lint" by Dr. Z. Egdirehte,
2. "The Golden Book of So and So" by Anonymous,
3. or a slim, unmarked volume covered in paisley wallpaper?