You turn to the job ad page of the Crazy Place Chronical, but unfortunately you are overqualified for most of the positions available. Suddenly your attention is drawn towards a small ad at the bottom of the page:

 GUINEA PIGS WANTED FOR DANGEROUS SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS
Survivors handsomely rewarded

Mezzanine Floor - Room #184
Ask for Mike

 

If you're desperate enough, you can respond to the ad. If not, click here.